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David Meatmachine.
26.
Tucson, AZ.
Eat.
Sleep.
Fuck.

Stone Cold got the last laugh with the swirlie.

This member at work tried to hook me up with her niece. I was sweaty and tired. It was awkward. I need sleep. G’night.

Fuck Easter!

Die Hard references ❤️

I’m wide awake, it’s morning.

I’m wide awake, it’s morning.

Because toppings are better, Kevin.

Because toppings are better, Kevin.

fuckyeah1990s:

"Heavyweights"

Fun fact: I can recite this entire movie.

And you wonder why I’m still single?

Remember last Easter when I said last Easter would be my last Easter in the industry? Yeah, me too. Guess I was wrong. See ya at 6am, dickbags.

Remember last Easter when I said last Easter would be my last Easter in the industry? Yeah, me too. Guess I was wrong. See ya at 6am, dickbags.